Is ur name banana cuz id like to tap that potASSium
IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
(Source: shsluckomaeda)
Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.
- Other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run
- Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep
I hate it when people complain about ‘only’ getting 80% or something for a subject. Fuck off. Not everyone is that smart. I can only hope for 70+. Be grateful for what you have because I can guarantee that you’re doing a hell of a lot better than me.
please stop asking me about my future ill cry
