IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.
- Other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run
- Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep
I hate it when people complain about ‘only’ getting 80% or something for a subject. Fuck off. Not everyone is that smart. I can only hope for 70+. Be grateful for what you have because I can guarantee that you’re doing a hell of a lot better than me.